Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th February 2010

Dilbert//7611, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 15th February 2010

Tags

dead afterlife evicted management teach learn consultant devil late status report locusts business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Technically, I was dead for a week. But I was evicted from the afterlife and had to come back."

The Boss says, "The afterlife has a lot to teach us about management. I brought home a consultant."

Dilbert says, "I might be late with my status report."

The Boss says, "Do you know what locusts taste like?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TECHNICALLY, I WAS DEAD FOR A WEEK. BUT I WAS EVICTED FROM THE AFTERLIFE AND HAD TO COME BACK.

THE AFTERLIFE HAS A LOT TO TEACH US ABOUT MANAGEMENT. I BROUGHT HOME A CONSULTANT.

I MIGHT BE LATE WITH MY STATUS REPORT.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT LOCUSTS TASTE LIKE?

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