Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th February 2010

Dilbert//7612, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 16th February 2010

Tags

ombudsman devil helen fry job management complaint issue pitchfork business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Helen, we're looking for a new ombudsman. Your experience in the afterlife makes you an ideal candidate."

Helen says, "I'll take the job. But call me Mrs. Fry."

Asok says, "I have an issue with management."

The Boss says, "Go to Helen Fry."

Yes, I know it's an old joke

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELEN, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW OMBUDSMAN.

YOUR EXPERIENCE IN THE AFTERLIFE MAKES YOU AN IDEAL CANDIDATE.

I'LL TAKE THE JOB.

BUT CALL ME MRS.

FRY.

I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH MANAGEMENT.

GO TO HELEN FRY.

YES, I KNOW IT'S AN OLD JOKE.

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