Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th February 2010

Dilbert//7614, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 18th February 2010

Tags

helen fry ombudsman devil no pupils blank eyes soul take marketing meeting asset volunteer excited raise hand lie business

Official transcript

Asok says, "Our ombudsman took my soul in exchange for a favorable view."

Asok says, "I'd like a transfer to marketing, where having no soul is widely considered an asset."

Man says, "I need someone who can make our product sound competitive without vomiting on his own copy."

Asok says, "Ooh! Ooh!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR OMBUDSMAN TOOK MY SOUL IN EXCHANGE FOR A FAVORABLE VIEW.

I'D LIKE A TRANSFER TO MARKETING, WHERE HAVING NO SOUL IS WIDELY CONSIDERED AN ASSET.

I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE OUR PRODUCT SOUND COMPETITIVE WITHOUT VOMITING ON HIS OWN COPY.

!

!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.