Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th February 2010

Dilbert//7613, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 17th February 2010

Tags

ombudsman management dispute consultation question soul value creepy no pupils blank eyes carefree attitude envy devil

Official transcript

The New Ombudsman Asok says, "How can you be impartial in my dispute with management when they are the ones paying you?"

Helen Fry says, "Perhaps you have something of value that would allow me to see your side."

Wally says, "He's creepy without his soul, but I envy his carefree attitude."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEW OMBUDSMAN HOW CAN YOU BE IMPARTIAL IN MY DISPUTE WITH MANAGEMENT WHEN THEY ARE THE ONES PAYING YOU?

PERHAPS YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF VALUE THAT WOULD ALLOW ME TO SEE YOUR SIDE.

HE'S CREEPY WITHOUT HIS SOUL, BUT I ENVY HIS CAREFREE ATTITUDE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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