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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th February 2010

Dilbert//7620, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 24th February 2010


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Official transcript

Alice says, "You added the savings from my project to the budge for Ted's project."

Alice says, "Ted is a serial failer. You've destroyed in advance any hope that I might do something useful."

The Boss says, "Maybe you could help Ted on his project."

Alice says, "Ow! Ow! Making it worse!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU ADDED THE SAVINGS FROM MY PROJECT TO THE BUDGET FOR TED'S PROJECT.

TED IS A SERIAL FAILER. YOU'VE DESTROYED IN ADVANCE ANY HOPE THAT I MIGHT DO SOMETHING USEFUL.

MAYBE YOU COULD HELP TED ON HIS PROJECT.

OW! OW!

MAKING IT WORSE!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ted's Project"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two characters, with one character expressing frustration and disappointment with Ted's project. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • The first character mentions that they added savings from their project to the budget for Ted's project.
  • The second character responds by calling Ted a "serial failure" and stating that they have destroyed any hope of success.
  • The second character then asks if they could help Ted with his project, implying that they are willing to assist him despite their earlier criticism.
  • The comic strip ends with the second character saying "ow, ow, making it worse!" which is likely a humorous way of expressing their frustration and disappointment with Ted's project.

Overall, the comic strip appears to be poking fun at Ted's lack of success and the second character's exasperation with his project.

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