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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th February 2010

Dilbert//7620, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 24th February 2010


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savings ted budget project fail destroy suggestion help pain worse hurt mouth open yell


Official transcript

Alice says, "You added the savings from my project to the budge for Ted's project."

Alice says, "Ted is a serial failer. You've destroyed in advance any hope that I might do something useful."

The Boss says, "Maybe you could help Ted on his project."

Alice says, "Ow! Ow! Making it worse!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU ADDED THE SAVINGS FROM MY PROJECT TO THE BUDGET FOR TED'S PROJECT.

TED IS A SERIAL FAILER. YOU'VE DESTROYED IN ADVANCE ANY HOPE THAT I MIGHT DO SOMETHING USEFUL.

MAYBE YOU COULD HELP TED ON HIS PROJECT.

OW! OW!

MAKING IT WORSE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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