Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th February 2010

Dilbert//7621, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 25th February 2010

Tags

new account manager boring job problem solver introduce shake hands first day toys

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Dilbert, meet our new account manager."

Dilbert says, "Hi."

The Boss says, "His job is solving a hodgepodge of problems that would bore a normal person to death."

The Boss says, "We think his parents didn't let him have toys."

Dilbert says, "The first day is the easiest."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

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OUR NEW ACCOUNT MANAGER.

HI.

HIS JOB IS SOLVING A HODGEPODGE OF PROBLEMS THAT WOULD BORE A NORMAL PERSON TO DEATH.

WE THINK HIS PARENTS DIDN'T LET HIM HAVE TOYS.

THE FIRST DAY IS THE EASIEST.

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