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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th February 2010

Dilbert//7621, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 25th February 2010


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new account manager boring job problem solver introduce shake hands first day toys


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Dilbert, meet our new account manager."

Dilbert says, "Hi."

The Boss says, "His job is solving a hodgepodge of problems that would bore a normal person to death."

The Boss says, "We think his parents didn't let him have toys."

Dilbert says, "The first day is the easiest."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

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OUR NEW ACCOUNT MANAGER.

HI.

HIS JOB IS SOLVING A HODGEPODGE OF PROBLEMS THAT WOULD BORE A NORMAL PERSON TO DEATH.

WE THINK HIS PARENTS DIDN'T LET HIM HAVE TOYS.

THE FIRST DAY IS THE EASIEST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "New Account Manager"

Summary:

  • The comic strip introduces a new character, Dilbert's new account manager.
  • The account manager is portrayed as a hodgepodge of problems that would bore a normal person to death.
  • The employees are skeptical of the account manager's ability to do his job.
  • The account manager's parents did not let him have toys as a child, making him overly enthusiastic about his work.
  • The first day is the easiest, implying that the account manager will face more challenges in the future.

Key Points:

  • Introduction of a new character, the account manager
  • The account manager is portrayed as a hodgepodge of problems
  • Skepticism among employees about the account manager's abilities
  • The account manager's childhood experiences influence his work ethic
  • The first day is the easiest, setting up future challenges

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