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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th February 2010

Dilbert//7623, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 27th February 2010


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victor quit project take over tools glowing box hold nightlight finish


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Victor quit. I need you to take over his project."

Dilbert says, "Did he leave any documentation?"

The Boss says, "No, but it's obviously some sort of glowing box. That should be enough to get your started."

The Boss says, "Can you finish it by Monday?"

Dilbert says, "If it's a nightlight, I can finish it by today."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

VICTOR QUIT. I NEED YOU TO TAKE OVER HIS PROJECT.

DID HE LEAVE ANY DOCUMENTATION?

NO, BUT IT'S OBVIOUSLY SOME SORT OF GLOWING BOX. THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO GET YOU STARTED.

CAN YOU FINISH IT BY MONDAY?

IF IT'S A NIGHTLIGHT, I CAN FINISH IT BY TODAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Glowing Box"

Summary:

  • Victor quits his job, leaving behind a mysterious glowing box.
  • The boss asks for documentation, but Victor refuses.
  • The boss wants the box finished by Monday, but Victor is hesitant.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of office politics and the mysterious nature of the glowing box.

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