Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th February 2010
Dilbert//7624, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 28th February 2010
Tags
meeting accomplish week fantasy time magazine entrepreneurial real job motion to head powerpoint slides horror real life kill business
Official transcript
The Boss says, "Dilbert, what did you accomplish this week?"
Dilbert says, "I doubled my sales and made the cover of Time magazine."
The Boss says, "What?"
Dilbert says, "Oh. Whoops. Sorry."
Dilbert says, "For a moment there I confused my entrepreneurial fantasty life with my real job."
Dilbert says, "I run a parallel career in my mind. In that world, I'm the founder of a hot start-up."B
Dilbert says, "But to answer you original question, this week I made some powerpoint slides that have no particular use."
Dilbert says, "GAAA!!! My brain is trying to kill the rest of my body!"
The Boss says, "Moving on..."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
DILBERT, WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH THIS WEEK?
I DOUBLED MY SALES AND MADE THE COVER OF TIME MAGAZINE.
WHAT? OH.
WHOOPS.
SORRY.
FOR A MOMENT THERE I CONFUSED MY ENTREPRENEURIAL FANTASY LIFE WITH MY REAL JOB.
I RUN A PARALLEL CAREER IN MY MIND.
IN THAT WORLD, I'M THE FOUNDER OF A HOT STARTUP.
IT KEEPS MY BRAIN FROM FULLY REALIZING THE HORROR OF MY ACTUAL CAREER AND TRYING TO KILL THE REST OF MY BODY.
BUT TO ANSWER YOUR ORIGINAL QUESTION, THIS WEEK I MADE SOME POWERPOINT SLIDES THAT HAVE NO PARTICULAR USE.
GAAA!!! MY BRAIN IS TRYING TO KILL THE REST OF MY BODY!
MOVING ON. ..
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