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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd March 2010

Dilbert//7626, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 2nd March 2010

Dilbert for Monday 1st March 2010
Dilbert for Wednesday 3rd March 2010

Tags

meeting victor project smooth no problems yell angry upset mouth open goat head patient apologize business medical

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Are you having any problems taking over Victor's project?"

Dilbert says, "Nope. Smooth sailing so far."

Asok says, "Smooth??? It gave me a goat head!!!"

Dilbert says, "He asked if I had any problems. Wait for your turn, Asok."

Asok says, "Sorry."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU HAVING ANY PROBLEMS TAKING OVER VICTOR'S PROJECT?

NOPE.

SMOOTH SAILING SO FAR.

SMOOTH???

IT GAVE ME A GOAT HEAD!!!

HE ASKED IF I HAD ANY PROBLEMS. WAIT FOR YOUR TURN, ASOK SORRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Goat Head"

Summary:

  • A group of coworkers are discussing a project with their boss.
  • One coworker asks if anyone has any problems taking over Victor's project.
  • Another coworker responds that he has a smooth sailing so far.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss asks if he has any problems and the coworker responds with "Sorry" and a goat head.
  • The boss

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