Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd March 2010

Dilbert//7627, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 3rd March 2010

Tags

victor project goat head upset angry awful slap help ask wind up stand on one leg cringe hard hit dolphin head change species seeing stars messy hair

Official transcript

Asok says, "Alice, a horrible accident has given me a goat head. I need you to slap me so hard that I change species from the neck up."

Alice says, "Hold still, Asok. This might take a few tries."

Two Hours Later Alice says, "Dolphin is close! One more should do it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT HAS GIVEN ME A GOAT HEAD. I NEED YOU TO SLAP ME SO HARD THAT I CHANGE SPECIES FROM THE NECK UP.

HOLD STILL, ASOK.

THIS MIGHT TAKE A FEW TRIES.

TWO HOURS LATER DOLPHIN IS CLOSE!

ONE MORE SHOULD DO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dolphin in Disguise"

Summary:

This comic strip from the popular "Dilbert" series, originally published in, features a humorous exchange between Alice and a goat-headed man. The scene unfolds as follows:

• Alice, still reeling from a previous incident involving a goat head, is confronted by the same individual, who demands that she change species from the neck up.
• Alice hesitates, unsure of what to do.
• Meanwhile, a dolphin is seen wearing a yellow shirt and black pants, attempting to blend in with the crowd.
• The dolphin's presence adds to the absurdity of the situation, as it tries to pass itself off as human.

The comic strip's title, "Dolphin in Disguise," captures the lighthearted and playful tone of the scene, poking fun at the idea of a dolphin trying to fit in with humans. The use of a dolphin as a character adds a touch of whimsy to the strip, making it a humorous and entertaining read.

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