Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd March 2010

Dilbert//7627, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 3rd March 2010

Tags

victor project goat head upset angry awful slap help ask wind up stand on one leg cringe hard hit dolphin head change species seeing stars messy hair

Official transcript

Asok says, "Alice, a horrible accident has given me a goat head. I need you to slap me so hard that I change species from the neck up."

Alice says, "Hold still, Asok. This might take a few tries."

Two Hours Later Alice says, "Dolphin is close! One more should do it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT HAS GIVEN ME A GOAT HEAD. I NEED YOU TO SLAP ME SO HARD THAT I CHANGE SPECIES FROM THE NECK UP.

HOLD STILL, ASOK.

THIS MIGHT TAKE A FEW TRIES.

TWO HOURS LATER DOLPHIN IS CLOSE!

ONE MORE SHOULD DO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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