Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th March 2010

Dilbert//7629, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 5th March 2010

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walk outside project budget executive cancel wag tail evil cure incompetence back shot stand on stump

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "We realized our project can't work even if we execute it perfectly."

Dilbert says, "Our boss' plan is to go over budget, attract attention, and hope an executive cancels our project for his own political reasons."

Dogbert says, "Now do you agree that evil is the cure for incompetence?"

Dilbert says, "Don't make me say it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE REALIZED OUR PROJECT CAN'T WORK EVEN IF WE EXECUTE IT PERFECTLY.

OUR BOSS' PLAN IS TO GO OVER BUDGET, ATTRACT ATTENTION, AND HOPE AN EXECUTIVE CANCELS OUR PROJECT FOR HIS OWN POLITICAL REASONS.

NOW DO YOU AGREE THAT EVIL IS THE CURE FOR INCOMPETENCE?

DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Evil Boss's Plan"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss. Initially, the boss explains that their project cannot work even if executed perfectly, citing a lack of budget, attention, and political reasons. However, the boss then reveals a sinister plan to cancel the project for personal political gain, stating that evil is the cure for incompetence. The conversation concludes with Dilbert expressing his disagreement with this notion.

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