Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th March 2010

Dilbert//7628, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 4th March 2010

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meeting math project fail disaster embarrassed act dumb cancel buy question demonstrate hands up education business

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "The math clearly shows that our project won't work, even if we do everything right."

The Boss says, "It's embarrassing to cancel a project in the middle. Let's act dumb and hope someone in upper management cancels it for budget reasons."

Dilbert says, "Should I stop buying stuff?"

The Boss says, "You should buy twice as much."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MATH CLEARLY SHOWS THAT OUR PROJECT WON'T WORK, EVEN IF WE DO EVERYTHING RIGHT.

IT'S EMBARRASSING TO CANCEL A PROJECT IN THE MIDDLE. LET'S ACT DUMB AND HOPE SOMEONE IN UPPER MANAGEMENT CANCELS IT FOR BUDGET REASONS.

SHOULD I STOP BUYING STUFF?

YOU SHOULD BUY TWICE AS MUCH.

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