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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th March 2010

Dilbert//7634, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 10th March 2010


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angry annoyed complain feng shui lobby mirror workplace energy desk angle give the finger flip the bird chi


Official transcript

Wally says, "Who's the idiot that put a mirror in the lobby? That's bad Feng Shui."

Wally says, "I keep trying to work, but all of our workplace energy is getting reflected right back out to the sidewalk."

Wally says, "And the way your desk is angled is totally flipping me the chi bird!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHO'S THE IDIOT THAT PUT A MIRROR IN THE LOBBY? THAT'S BAD FENG SHUI.

I KEEP TRYING TO WORK, BUT ALL OF OUR WORKPLACE ENERGY IS GETTING REFLECTED RIGHT BACK OUT TO THE SIDEWALK.

AND THE WAY YOUR DESK IS ANGLED IS TOTALLY FLIPPING ME THE CHI BIRD!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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