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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th March 2010

Dilbert//7634, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 10th March 2010


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angry annoyed complain feng shui lobby mirror workplace energy desk angle give the finger flip the bird chi


Official transcript

Wally says, "Who's the idiot that put a mirror in the lobby? That's bad Feng Shui."

Wally says, "I keep trying to work, but all of our workplace energy is getting reflected right back out to the sidewalk."

Wally says, "And the way your desk is angled is totally flipping me the chi bird!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHO'S THE IDIOT THAT PUT A MIRROR IN THE LOBBY? THAT'S BAD FENG SHUI.

I KEEP TRYING TO WORK, BUT ALL OF OUR WORKPLACE ENERGY IS GETTING REFLECTED RIGHT BACK OUT TO THE SIDEWALK.

AND THE WAY YOUR DESK IS ANGLED IS TOTALLY FLIPPING ME THE CHI BIRD!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Feng Shui Fiasco"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between an office worker and their boss, who is attempting to apply feng shui principles to the workplace.

  • The worker inquires about the placement of a mirror in the lobby, inquiring if it's "bad feng shui."
  • The boss responds that they're trying to keep the energy flowing, but the mirror is causing it to bounce back to the sidewalk.
  • The worker jokingly suggests that the desk is angled in a way that's "totally flipping me the chi bird."

Key Elements:

  • The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of applying feng shui principles in a modern office setting.
  • The conversation between the worker and boss showcases their playful banter and lighthearted approach to discussing workplace energy.
  • The use of humor and wordplay adds to the comic strip's comedic effect.

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