Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th March 2010

Dilbert//7635, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 11th March 2010

Tags

eat donut doughnut feng shui workflow energy project stack of papers design specs angry superstition science

Official transcript

Wally says, "It's good Feng Shui to stand next to you because you absorb the workflow energy."

Alice says, "What?"

The Boss says, "I need someone to check all of these design specs before tomorrow morning."

Wally says, "Some people call it superstition, but I'm pretty sure it's a science."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S GOOD FENG SHUI TO STAND NEXT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ABSORB THE WORKFLOW ENERGY.

WHAT?

I NEED SOMEONE TO CHECK ALL OF THESE DESIGN SPECS BEFORE TOMORROW MORNING.

SOME PEOPLE CALL IT SUPERSTITION, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A SCIENCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Feng Shui in the Workplace"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a software engineer, and his encounter with a coworker who is enthusiastic about Feng Shui. The coworker believes that by arranging the office space according to Feng Shui principles, it will enhance productivity and energy flow.

• Dilbert is skeptical of the coworker's claims and questions the effectiveness of Feng Shui.
• The coworker insists that it's a science and that Dilbert needs to check all design specs before tomorrow morning.
• Dilbert is unimpressed and wonders if people call it superstition, but he's sure it's a science.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using Feng Shui in a modern office setting, highlighting the contrast between Dilbert's skepticism and the coworker's conviction.

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