Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th March 2010

Dilbert//7635, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 11th March 2010

Tags

eat donut doughnut feng shui workflow energy project stack of papers design specs angry superstition science

Official transcript

Wally says, "It's good Feng Shui to stand next to you because you absorb the workflow energy."

Alice says, "What?"

The Boss says, "I need someone to check all of these design specs before tomorrow morning."

Wally says, "Some people call it superstition, but I'm pretty sure it's a science."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S GOOD FENG SHUI TO STAND NEXT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ABSORB THE WORKFLOW ENERGY.

WHAT?

I NEED SOMEONE TO CHECK ALL OF THESE DESIGN SPECS BEFORE TOMORROW MORNING.

SOME PEOPLE CALL IT SUPERSTITION, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A SCIENCE.

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