Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th March 2010

Dilbert//7637, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 13th March 2010

Tags

meeting cmmi confused model framework budget guessing front shot business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "We're going to use CMMI. It's a model for developing a process to creat a framework."

The Boss says, "Or it might be a process for creating a framework to make a model."

The Boss says, "There's no budget for training, so we'll be relying on guessing more than usual."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE GOING TO USE CMMI. IT'S A MODEL FOR DEVELOPING A PROCESS TO CREATE A FRAMEWORK.

OR IT MIGHT BE A PROCESS FOR CREATING A FRAMEWORK TO MAKE A MODEL.

THERE'S NO BUDGET FOR TRAINING, SO WELL BE RELYING ON GUESSING MORE THAN USUAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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