Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th March 2010

Dilbert//7636, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 12th March 2010

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meeting weekly report feng shui workspace ceo consultant record microphone nervous disbelief excuse superstition business

Official transcript

Wally says, "I couldn't work this week because my workspace has bad Feng Shui."

Wally says, "I know Feng Shui is a real thing because our CEO hired a Feng Shui consultant to design his office."

Wally says, "Do you agree, or are you saying that our CEO is a superstitious simpleton?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I COULDN'T WORK THIS WEEK BECAUSE MY WORKSPACE HAS BAD FENG SHUI.

I KNOW FENG SHUI IS A REAL THING BECAUSE OUR CEO HIRED A FENG SHUI CONSULTANT TO DESIGN HIS OFFICE.

DO YOU AGREE, OR ARE YOU SAYING THAT OUR CEO IS A SUPERSTITIOUS SIMPLETON?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Feng Shui Fiasco"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his CEO, who has hired a Feng Shui consultant to redesign his office. The CEO asks if Dilbert agrees that he is a "superstitious simpleton" for hiring such a consultant, to which Dilbert responds that he cannot work due to the bad Feng Shui in his workspace.

Key Points:

• The CEO has hired a Feng Shui consultant to design his office.
• Dilbert cannot work due to the bad Feng Shui in his workspace.
• The CEO asks if Dilbert agrees that he is a "superstitious simpleton" for hiring the consultant.
• Dilbert responds that he cannot work due to the bad Feng Shui in his workspace.

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip comes from the absurdity of the situation, where a CEO is taking Feng Shui seriously and hiring a consultant to design his office. The punchline, where Dilbert responds that he cannot work due to the bad Feng Shui in his workspace, adds to the comedic effect.

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