Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th March 2010

Dilbert//7636, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 12th March 2010

Tags

meeting weekly report feng shui workspace ceo consultant record microphone nervous disbelief excuse superstition business

Official transcript

Wally says, "I couldn't work this week because my workspace has bad Feng Shui."

Wally says, "I know Feng Shui is a real thing because our CEO hired a Feng Shui consultant to design his office."

Wally says, "Do you agree, or are you saying that our CEO is a superstitious simpleton?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I COULDN'T WORK THIS WEEK BECAUSE MY WORKSPACE HAS BAD FENG SHUI.

I KNOW FENG SHUI IS A REAL THING BECAUSE OUR CEO HIRED A FENG SHUI CONSULTANT TO DESIGN HIS OFFICE.

DO YOU AGREE, OR ARE YOU SAYING THAT OUR CEO IS A SUPERSTITIOUS SIMPLETON?

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