Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th March 2010

Dilbert//7643, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 19th March 2010

Tags

copy machine paper jam poltergeist scary horror upside down legs sticking up high heels kick legs yell afterworld arms flail hold out arm

Official transcript

Tina says, "I can almost reach the paper jam, but a poltergeist is trying to drag me to the afterworld."

Tina says, "Maybe I can blind him with the toner cartridge. Ha ha! Take that! And that!"

Tina says, "Gaaa!!! I can't feel my arms!"

Dilbert says, "I only have one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN ALMOST REACH THE PAPER JAM, BUT A POLTERGEIST IS TRYING TO DRAG ME TO THE AFTERWORLD.

MAYBE I CAN BLIND HIM WITH THE TONER CARTRIDGE. HA HA!

TAKE THAT! AND THAT!

GAAA!!! I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS!

I ONLY HAVE ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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