Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th March 2010

Dilbert//7644, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 20th March 2010

Tags

coworker question hold out paper technical accuracy no coffee bad attitude harsh grumpy

Official transcript

Coworker says, "Alice, can you check this for technical accuracy?"

Alice says, "Nope. Don't have time."

Alice says, "And no one else is qualified, so you might as well give up and look for a new job."

Coworker says, "That was a bit harsh."

Alice says, "You'd be less worthless if you fetched me some coffee."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, CAN YOU CHECK THIS FOR TECHNICAL ACCURACY?

NOPE. DON'T HAVE TIME.

AND NO ONE ELSE IS QUALIFIED, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP AND LOOK FOR A NEW JOB.

THAT WAS A BIT HARSH.

YOU'D BE LESS WORTHLESS IF YOU FETCHED ME SOME COFFEE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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