Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th March 2010

Dilbert//7654, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 30th March 2010

Tags

human resources evil director employee morale high happy overpaid nature yell clouds unhappy hands clasped business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Catbert says, "I'm getting reports that your morale is too high."

Catbert says, "Happiness is nature's way of informing human resources that you're overpaid."

Employee says, "Nature wants me to be unhappy?"

Catbert says, "Don't blame me. Go yell at the clouds."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I'M GETTING REPORTS THAT YOUR MORALE IS TOO HIGH.

HAPPINESS IS NATURE'S WAY OF INFORMING HUMAN RESOURCES THAT YOU'RE OVERPAID.

NATURE WANTS UNHAPPY?

DON'T BLAME ME.

GO YELL AT THE CLOUDS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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