Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th March 2010

Dilbert//7654, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 30th March 2010

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human resources evil director employee morale high happy overpaid nature yell clouds unhappy hands clasped business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Catbert says, "I'm getting reports that your morale is too high."

Catbert says, "Happiness is nature's way of informing human resources that you're overpaid."

Employee says, "Nature wants me to be unhappy?"

Catbert says, "Don't blame me. Go yell at the clouds."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I'M GETTING REPORTS THAT YOUR MORALE IS TOO HIGH.

HAPPINESS IS NATURE'S WAY OF INFORMING HUMAN RESOURCES THAT YOU'RE OVERPAID.

NATURE WANTS UNHAPPY?

DON'T BLAME ME.

GO YELL AT THE CLOUDS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Catbert, a red cat with a sinister grin, who is depicted as the "Evil Director of Human Resources." The scene unfolds in an office setting, where Catbert is seated at a desk, addressing an employee.

Key Elements:

• Catbert's Address: Catbert states, "I'm getting reports that your morale is too high."
• Employee's Response: The employee responds, "Happiness is nature's way of informing human resources that you're overpaid."
• Catbert's Reaction: Catbert retorts, "Nature wants me to be unhappy? Don't blame me. Go yell at the clouds."
• Employee's Reaction: The employee appears unimpressed, with a neutral expression.

Overall Impression:

The comic strip presents a humorous and satirical take on the corporate world, highlighting the absurdity of bureaucratic red tape and the challenges of maintaining employee morale.

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