Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st March 2010

Dilbert//7655, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 31st March 2010

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human resources evil director meeting leadership empty promises imaginary work weekend promoted business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Catbert says, "Leadership is the art of trading imaginary things in the future?"

Catbert says, "For real things today."

Catbert says, "If you work all weekend, you might be promoted someday, if there's ever an opening... and no one else is more qualified."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES LEADERSHIP IS THE ART OF TRADING IMAGINAR Y THINGS IN THE FUTURE...

FOR REAL THINGS TODAY.

IF YOU WORK ALL WEEKEND, YOU MIGHT GET PROMOTED SOMEDAY, IF THERE'S EVER AN OPENING... AND NO ONE ELSE IS MORE QUALIFIED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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