Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd April 2010

Dilbert//7658, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 3rd April 2010

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plan transfer missile guidance engineering division pour coffee face front unimportant tasks destroy fishing village lazy

Official transcript

Wally says, "I asked for a transfer to our missile guidance engineering division."

Wally says, "Once they get to know me, they'll only give me unimportant tasks so I won't accidentally destroy a fishing village."

Wally says, "The great thing about unimportant tasks is that no one really cares if you do them."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ASKED FOR A TRANSFER TO OUR MISSILE GUIDANCE ENGINEERING DIVISION ONCE THEY GET TO KNOW ME, THEY'LL ONLY GIVE ME UNIMPORTANT TASKS SO I WON'T ACCIDENTALLY DESTROY A FISHING VILLAGE.

THE GREAT THING ABOUT UNIMPORTANT TASKS IS THAT NO ONE REALLY CARES IF YOU DO THEM.

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