Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th April 2010

Dilbert//7659, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 4th April 2010

Tags

cpg project confused leader team face front back walk away flippant useless forget frustrated angry comfort hand on shoulder shake clench teeth hair stand up business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "How's the CPG project coming along?"

Dilbert says, "How would I know?"

The Boss says, "You're leading that project."

Dilbert says, "I am? Since when?"

The Boss says, "I told everyone on the team two months ago."

Dilbert says, "I'm not on the team. You never told me."

The Boss says, "Whatever, go tell the team you've been in charge for the past two months and see what they've accomplished."

The Boss says, "Who is on the team?"

The Boss says, "I forget. I think one had dark hair. And another one was sad."

The Boss says, "Don't tell them there's a duplicate project in another division."

Wally says, "You'll be okay. Just release the caring. Let it go."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S THE CPG PROJECT COMING ALONG?

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

YOU'RE LEADING THAT PROJECT.

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com I AM?

SINCE WHEN?

I TOLD EVERYONE ON THE TEAM TWO MONTHS I'M NOT ON THE TEAM. YOU NEVER TOLD ME.

WHATEVER, GO TELL THE TEAM YOU'VE BEEN IN CHARGE FOR THE PAST TWO MONTHS AND SEE WHAT THEYVE ACCAMDI TCUEN WHO IS ON THE TEAM?

HOU.

I FORGET. I THINK ONE HAD DARK HAIR, AND ANOTHER ONE WAS SAD.

DON'T TELL THEM THERE'S A DUPLICATE PROJECT IN ANOTHER DIVISION.

YOULL BE OKAY.

JUST RELEASE THE CARING. LET IT GO

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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