Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th April 2010

Dilbert//7662, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 7th April 2010

Tags

meeting servers crash verify accomplishment awesome back of head business

Official transcript

Wally says, "Our servers were about to crash, so I wrote a suite of scripts to keep them running."

The Boss says, "Your accomplishments are suspiciously hard to verify."

Wally says, "So, recapping what we know for sure, you're an inadequate verifier, and you can't rule out the possibility that I'm awesome."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR SERVERS WERE ABOUT TO CRASH, SO I WROTE A SUITE OF SCRIPTS TO KEEP THEM RUNNING.

YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE SUSPICIOUSLY HARD TO VERIFY.

SO, RECAPPING WHAT WE KNOW FOR SURE, YOU'RE AN INADEQUATE VERIFIER, AND YOU CAN'T RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY THAT IM AWESOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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