Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th April 2010

Dilbert//7662, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 7th April 2010

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meeting servers crash verify accomplishment awesome back of head business

Official transcript

Wally says, "Our servers were about to crash, so I wrote a suite of scripts to keep them running."

The Boss says, "Your accomplishments are suspiciously hard to verify."

Wally says, "So, recapping what we know for sure, you're an inadequate verifier, and you can't rule out the possibility that I'm awesome."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR SERVERS WERE ABOUT TO CRASH, SO I WROTE A SUITE OF SCRIPTS TO KEEP THEM RUNNING.

YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE SUSPICIOUSLY HARD TO VERIFY.

SO, RECAPPING WHAT WE KNOW FOR SURE, YOU'RE AN INADEQUATE VERIFIER, AND YOU CAN'T RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY THAT IM AWESOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Accomplishments in Question"

This comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and critiques of corporate culture, as the central figure. The story unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert's servers are about to crash, prompting him to write a suite of scripts to keep them running.
• However, his accomplishments are called into question by his coworkers, who express skepticism about his ability to verify them.
• Dilbert responds by pointing out that he is an inadequate verifier, implying that he cannot rule out the possibility that he is awesome.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate bureaucracy and the tendency for coworkers to question each other's abilities. It also showcases Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm as he navigates the challenges of working in a corporate environment.

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