Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th April 2010

Dilbert//7663, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 8th April 2010

Tags

pinocchio nose grows long nose doctor exam stethoscope lies powerpoint proboscis nose through head pain medical

Official transcript

Doctor says, "You have a wicked case of sympathetic Powerpoint proboscis."

Doctor says, "Your nose grows when anyone lies during a business presentation."

Asok says, "Sorry. The sales forecast seemed optimistic."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVE A WICKED CASE OF SYMPATHETIC POWERPOINT PROBOSCIS.

YOUR NOSE GROWS WHEN ANYONE LIES DURING A BUSINESS PRESENTATION.

SORRY. THE SALES FORECAST SEEMED OPTIMISTIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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