Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th April 2010

Dilbert//7665, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 10th April 2010

Tags

powerpoint proboscis medical condition nose grows long nose lie pinocchio garbage man advice corporate whistle-blower nose through garbage bag

Official transcript

Asok says, "My nose grows when my co-workers tell lies."

Garbage man says, "Does it whistle?"

Asok says, "Sometimes, a little bit."

Garbage man says, "You're evolving into a corporate whistle-blower."

Asok says, "Are you lying?"

Garbage man says, "Yeah, I just wanted to see it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NOSE GROWS WHEN MY COWORKERS TELL LIES.

DOES IT WHISTLE?

SOMETIMES, A LITTLE BIT.

YOU'RE EVOLVING INTO A CORPORATE WHISTLE - BLOWER.

YOU ARE LYING?

YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO SEE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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