Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th April 2010

Dilbert//7664, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 9th April 2010

Tags

powerpoint proboscis medical condition nose grows long nose lie pinocchio close eyes grit teeth nose through face pain sting clench fists

Official transcript

Asok says, "It's a medical conditions called sympathetic Powerpoint proboscis. My nose grows when other people lie."

Man says, "I'm very concerned and interested in your condition, and not just because I'm trying to sell you something."

Asok says, "Please stop."

Asok says, "It might sting when I pull it out."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S A MEDICAL CONDITION CALLED SYMPATHETIC POWER - POINT PROBOSCIS. MY NOSE GROWS WHEN OTHER PEOPLE LIE.

I'M VERY CONCERNED AND INTERESTED IN YOUR CONDITION, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING.

PLEASE STOP.

IT MIGHT STING WHEN I PULL IT OUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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