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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd April 2010

Dilbert//7678, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 23rd April 2010


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write press releases investors sitting on coal diamonds annoyed angry too much description clenching eyes closed mouth open


Official transcript

Boss says, "Tina, I'm lending you to our executive offices to help writes press releases."

Boss says, "Your job will be to tell investors we're sitting on coal and trying to make diamonds."

Boss says, "By clenching."

Tina says, "I got it!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TINA, IM LENDING YOU TO OUR EXECUTIVE OFFICES TO HELP WRITE PRESS RELEASES.

YOUR JOB WILL BE TO TELL INVESTORS WE'RE SITTING ON COAL AND TRYING TO MAKE DIAMONDS.

BY CLENCHING.

GOT IT!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "I Got It!" and features Tina, a character from the popular comic strip "Dilbert," who is tasked with writing press releases for an executive office. The story begins with Tina being instructed to write press releases to help investors understand the company's investment in coal and diamonds.

As Tina begins to work on the press releases, she becomes frustrated with the lack of clarity and specificity in the instructions. She asks for clarification on what exactly the company is trying to achieve with its investment, but her questions are met with evasive answers.

Despite her frustration, Tina is determined to produce high-quality press releases. She spends hours researching and writing, but her efforts are ultimately in vain. The company's executives are unsatisfied with her work, and she is left feeling defeated and demotivated.

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of working in a corporate environment, where clear communication and understanding can be difficult to achieve. It also highlights the importance of effective communication in achieving success in one's job.

Overall, the comic strip "I Got It!" is a humorous and relatable portrayal of the challenges faced by employees in the corporate world. It serves as a reminder of the importance of clear communication and the need for employees to be proactive in seeking clarification and understanding in their work.

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