Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd April 2010

Dilbert//7678, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 23rd April 2010

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write press releases investors sitting on coal diamonds annoyed angry too much description clenching eyes closed mouth open

Official transcript

Boss says, "Tina, I'm lending you to our executive offices to help writes press releases."

Boss says, "Your job will be to tell investors we're sitting on coal and trying to make diamonds."

Boss says, "By clenching."

Tina says, "I got it!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, IM LENDING YOU TO OUR EXECUTIVE OFFICES TO HELP WRITE PRESS RELEASES.

YOUR JOB WILL BE TO TELL INVESTORS WE'RE SITTING ON COAL AND TRYING TO MAKE DIAMONDS.

BY CLENCHING.

GOT IT!

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