Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th April 2010

Dilbert//7681, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 26th April 2010

Tags

deadline late engineer code lightsaber kill annoy flashlight yell close eyes mouth open office

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I cannot meet your arbitrary deadline, so the engineer's code requires me to kill myself with a lightsaber."

Dilbert says, "But lightsabers haven't been invented yet. The best I can do is annoy myself with a flashlight."

The Boss says, "Could you do this in the hall?"

Dilbert says, "Annoyance before dishonor!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CANNOT MEET YOUR ARBITRARY DEADLINE, SO THE ENGINEER'S CODE REQUIRES ME TO KILL MYSELF WITH A LIGHTSABER.

BUT LIGHTSABERS HAVENT BEEN INVENTED YET. THE BEST I CAN DO IS ANNOY MYSELF WITH A FLASHLIGHT.

COULD YOU DO THIS IN THE HALL?

ANNOYANCE BEFORE DISHONOR!

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