Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th April 2010

Dilbert//7680, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 25th April 2010

Tags

wdnw system wally does no work meeting acronym lazy get coffee business

Official transcript

Wally says, "I need to spend the next year optimizing the WDNW system"

Boss says, "I've never heard of the WDNW system."

Wally says, "You only hear about the systems that have problems."

Wally says, "If everything goes as planned, you'll never hear about WDNW again."

Boss says, "What does the WDNW system do?"

Wally says, "It keeps our zeros and ones from accidentally forming tens."

Boss says, "That can happen?"

Wally says, "Not on my watch."

Dilbert says, "How's the 'Wally Does No Work' project?"

Wally says, "The acronym helped."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com I NEED TO SPEND THE NEXT YEAR OPTIMIZING THE WONW SYSTEM I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE WNW SYSTEM.

YOU ONLY HEAR ABOUT THE SYSTEMS THAT HAVE PROBLEMS IF EVERYTHING GOES AS PLANNED, YOULL NEVER HEAR ABOUT WNW AGAIN.

WHAT DOES THE WNW SYSTEM DO?

IT KEEPS OUR ZEROS AND ONES FROM ACCIDENTALLY FORMING TENS.

THAT CAN HAPPEN?

NOT ON MY WATCH.

HOW'S THE "WALLY DOES NO WORK" PROJECT?

THE ACRONYM HELPED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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