Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th April 2010

Dilbert//7685, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 30th April 2010

Tags

tech support sit at computer annoying read book online microphone

Official transcript

Dogbert's Tech Support Dogbert says, "Email me a list of the things you already tried."

Dogbert says, "I'll go down the list and make you try every single thing again, sometimes more than once."

Dogbert says, "And take your time because I'm reading a really good book online."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT EMAIL ME A LIST OF THE THINGS YOU ALREADY TRIED.

I'LL GO DOWN THE LIST AND MAKE YOU TRY EVERY SINGLE THING AGAIN, SOMETIMES MORE THAN ONCE.

AND TAKE YOUR TIME BECAUSE IM READING A REALLY GOOD BOOK ONLINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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