Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th April 2010

Dilbert//7685, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 30th April 2010

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tech support sit at computer annoying read book online microphone

Official transcript

Dogbert's Tech Support Dogbert says, "Email me a list of the things you already tried."

Dogbert says, "I'll go down the list and make you try every single thing again, sometimes more than once."

Dogbert says, "And take your time because I'm reading a really good book online."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT EMAIL ME A LIST OF THE THINGS YOU ALREADY TRIED.

I'LL GO DOWN THE LIST AND MAKE YOU TRY EVERY SINGLE THING AGAIN, SOMETIMES MORE THAN ONCE.

AND TAKE YOUR TIME BECAUSE IM READING A REALLY GOOD BOOK ONLINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's Tech Support"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a character from the popular "Dilbert" comic strip, providing technical support to a customer. The customer has sent an email with a list of issues they are experiencing, and Dogbert responds with a humorous and sarcastic message.

Panel Breakdown:

• Panel 1: The customer emails Dogbert with a list of problems they are having.
• Panel 2: Dogbert responds by saying he will go down the list and try every single thing again, sometimes more than once.
• Panel 3: Dogbert takes his time because he is reading a really good book online.

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip comes from Dogbert's sarcastic response to the customer's email. By saying he will try every single thing again, sometimes more than once, Dogbert is implying that he is not taking the customer's problems seriously and is instead taking a leisurely approach to solving them. The final panel adds to the humor by showing Dogbert reading a book online instead of working on the customer's issues.

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