Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st May 2010

Dilbert//7686, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 1st May 2010

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tech support condenscending brain intelligence sit at computer back talk stairs

Official transcript

Dogbert's Tech Support Dogbert says, "The problem is in the part of your brain that handles intelligence."

Dogbert says, "I can reboot you, but I won't lie: It's going to hurt."

Dilbert says, "We need to talk."

Dogbert says, "Are you near stairs?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT THE PROBLEM IS IN THE PART OF YOUR BRAIN THAT HANDLES INTELLIGENCE.

1 CAN REBOOT YOU, BUT I WON'T LIE: IT'S GOING TO HURT.

WE NEED TO TALK.

ARE YOU NEAR STAIRS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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