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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd May 2010

Dilbert//7687, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 2nd May 2010


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work from home bathrobe distractions challenge determined gas leak sparks baby in wall ears up frustrated yell mouth open


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I'm working at home today so I can concentrate without any distractions."

Dilbert says, "Please don't disturb me. Nothing is so important that it can't wait."

Dogbert says, "I take that as a challenge."

Dilbert says, "No, please..."

Dogbert says, "Do you smell that?"

Dogbert says, "I'm pretty sure it's a gas leak."

Dogbert says, "Have you noticed that the lamp makes huge sparks every once in a while?"

Dogbert says, "I wouldn't worry. What's the worst thing that could happen?"

Dogbert says, "I think I hear a baby trapped in the wall!"

Dilbert says, "Get out of my head!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com I'M WORKING AT HOME TODAY SO I CAN CONCENTRATE WITHOUT ANY DISTRACTIONS.

PLEASE DON'T DISTURB ME.

NOTHING IS SO IMPORTANT THAT IT CAN'T WAIT.

I TAKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE.

NO, PLEASE.

DO YOU SMELL THAT?

IT'S NOTHING.

I HAVE TO WORK NOW.

I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A GAS LEAK.

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE LAMP MAKES HUGE SPARKS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?

I WOULDN'T WORRY.

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

I THINK I HEAR A BABY TRAPPED IN THE WALL!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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