Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th May 2010

Dilbert//7689, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 4th May 2010

Tags

meeting technology service hospice bazooka hold gun intimidate compassion surprise scared computer windows xp technology business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I hired the Dogbert Technology Hospice Service to ease the suffering of our dying technology."

The Boss says, "Dogbert will use compassion and? what was the other thing?"

Dogbert says, "Bazooka."

Dogbert says, "Step away from the Windows XP!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED THE DOGBERT TECHNOLOGY HOSPICE SERVICE TO EASE THE SUFFERING OF OUR DYING TECHNOLOGY.

DOGBERT WILL USE COMPASSION AND...

WHAT WAS THE OTHER THING?

BAZOOKA STEP AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS XP!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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