Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th May 2010

Dilbert//7689, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 4th May 2010

Tags

meeting technology service hospice bazooka hold gun intimidate compassion surprise scared computer windows xp technology business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I hired the Dogbert Technology Hospice Service to ease the suffering of our dying technology."

The Boss says, "Dogbert will use compassion and? what was the other thing?"

Dogbert says, "Bazooka."

Dogbert says, "Step away from the Windows XP!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED THE DOGBERT TECHNOLOGY HOSPICE SERVICE TO EASE THE SUFFERING OF OUR DYING TECHNOLOGY.

DOGBERT WILL USE COMPASSION AND...

WHAT WAS THE OTHER THING?

BAZOOKA STEP AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS XP!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tech Support from Beyond the Grave"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the conversation between Dilbert and his coworkers, where they discuss hiring a hospice service to ease the suffering of their dying technology. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dogbert, the company's CEO, reveals that he will use compassion and step away from the Windows XP operating system. The strip ends with a humorous twist, as Dogbert is shown holding a gun and shooting at the computer screen, with the caption "Step away from the Windows XP!" The comic strip pokes fun at the common frustration with outdated technology and the challenges of finding solutions to technical problems.

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