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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th May 2010

Dilbert//7690, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 5th May 2010


Tags

magic button cost estimates push phrase swear


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "This is a magic button."

Dilbert says, "Any time you ask for cost estimates, I push the button and it guides me."

Button says, "Pull the numbers out of your?"

Dilbert says, "It only says the one thing."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THIS IS A MAGIC BUTTON.

ANY TIME YOU ASK FOR COST ESTIMATES I PUSH THE BUTTON AND IT GUIDES ME.

PULL THE NUMBERS OUT OF YOUR..

IT ONLY SAYS THE ONE THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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