Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th May 2010

Dilbert//7692, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 7th May 2010

Tags

evil director of human resources payroll expenses low bad reviews employees defects list faults alphabetical business

Official transcript

Catbert says, "We can keep our payroll expenses low by giving employees bad reviews."

Catbert says, "Use this list of employee defects so you don't repeat yourself. It's less obvious this way."

The Boss says, "Awkward, bumbling, cowardly, dumb?"

Dilbert says, "My faults are suspiciously alphabetical."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CAN KEEP OUR PAYROLL EXPENSES LOW BY GIVING EMPLOYEES BAD REVIEWS USE THIS LIST OF EMPLOYEE DEFECTS SO YOU DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF. IT'S LESS OBVIOUS THIS WAY.

AWKWARD, BUMBLING, COWARDLY, DUMB...

MY FAULTS ARE SUSPICIOUSLY ALPHABETICAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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