Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th May 2010

Dilbert//7691, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 6th May 2010

Tags

evil director of human resources email funny videos angry yell mouth open privacy guess hurts

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Catbert says, "100% of your email messages this month involved links to funny videos."

Wally says, "The company is violating my right to privacy! This is an outrage!"

Catbert says, "Actually, I was just guessing."

Wally says, "It still hurts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES 100% OF YOUR EMAIL MESSAGES THIS MONTH INVOLVED LINKS TO FUNNY VIDEOS.

THE COMPANY IS VIOLATING MY RIGHT TO PRIVACY! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST GUESSING.

IT STILL HURTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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