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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th May 2010

Dilbert//7697, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 12th May 2010


Tags

reprimand sign-off marketing paper vivid memory unicorns false conversation business


Official transcript

The Boss says, "I told you to get a sign-off from marketing before you sent this around."

Dilbert says, "How vivid is your false memory of that conversation?"

The Boss says, "It's plenty vivid."

Dilbert says, "Were unicorns involved?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I TOLD YOU TO GET A SIGN-OFF FROM MARKETING BEFORE YOU SENT THIS AROUND.

HOW VIVID IS YOUR FALSE MEMORY OF THAT CONVERSATION?

IT'S PLENTY VIVID.

WERE UNICORNS INVOLVED?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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