Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th May 2010

Dilbert//7698, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 13th May 2010

Tags

job interview master plan identity theft look-alikes

Official transcript

Wally says, "If I hire you, you'll get minimum wage to attend meetings and pretend you're me."

Wally says, "My plan is to get hired for several jobs and replace myself with low-paid look-alikes in each one."

Man says, "My plan is to bury you in a shallow grave and assume your identity."

Wally says, "You don't interview well."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I HIRE YOU, YOU'LL GET MINIMUM WAGE TO ATTEND MEETINGS AND PRETEND YOU'RE ME.

MY PLAN IS TO GET HIRED FOR SEVERAL JOBS AND REPLACE MYSELF WITH LOW- PAID LOOKALIKES IN EACH ONE.

MY PLAN IS TO BURY YOU IN A SHALLOW GRAVE AND ASSUME YOUR IDENTITY.

YOU DON'T INTERVIEW WELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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