Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th May 2010

Dilbert//7700, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 15th May 2010

Tags

customer support customer service rodent talk on phone creepy personal questions waste of time refund

Official transcript

Ratbert's customer support Ratbert says, "You're speaking to a powerless rodent."

Ratbert says, "My job is to prevent you from getting to anyone who is authorized to give refunds."

Ratbert says, "I'd like to begin by asking you some creepy personal questions."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT'S CUSTOMER SUPPORT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO A POWERLESS RODENT.

MY JOB IS TO PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING TO ANYONE WHO IS AUTHORIZED TO GIVE REFUNDS.

eee I'D LIKE TO BEGIN BY ASKING YOU SOME CREEPY PERSONAL QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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