Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th May 2010

Dilbert//7701, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 16th May 2010

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wolfgang legend spread rumor scacred hand up shake beard name plead bow software genius

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I asked Wolfgang to join us."

The Boss says, "He's a software genius, if not a legend."

The Boss says, "He knows more than all of you put together."

The Boss says, "Plus his name is Wolfgang."

The Boss says, "Some say his talent is a genetic mutation. Others say that god speaks to him in Unix."

The Boss says, "All we know for sure is that he glows, and he never needs to eat."

The Boss says, "I feel a chill. It means he's appraoching."

The Boss says, "Please don't reprogram my DNA and make me a monkey-man!!!"

Wally says, "People make a lot of assumptions when you change your name to Wolfgang and stop shaving."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ASKED WOLFGANG TO JOIN US.

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com HE'S A SOFTWARE GENIUS, IF NOT A LEGEND.

HE KNOWS MORE THAN ALL OF YOU PUT TOGETHER.

PLUS HIS NAME SOME SAY HIS TALENT IS A GENETIC MUTATION. OTHERS SAY THAT GOD SPEAKS TO HIM IN UNIX.

ALL WE KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT HE GLOWS, AND HE NEVER NEEDS TO EAT.

I FEEL A CHILL IT MEANS HE'S APPROACHING.

LO WULTUMINO.

PLEASE DON'T REPROGRAM MY DNA AND MAKE ME A MONKEY-MAN!!!

PEOPLE MAKE A LOT OF ASSUMPTIONS WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO WOLFGANG AND STOP SHAVING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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