Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th May 2010

Dilbert//7702, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 17th May 2010

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mordac preventer of information services upgrade computer vampire evil smile panic caveman complain costumes

Official transcript

Mordac the Preventer of Information Services Mordac says, "It's time for your operating system upgrade."

Dilbert says, "Gaaa!"

Dilbert says, "Please don't! My CMS software won't work with the new operating system. I'll be a technology have-not!"

The Boss says, "It's never good when they wear costumes to complain."

Dilbert says, "Ooga"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MORDAC THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES IT'S TIME FOR YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM UPGRADE.

GAAA!

PLEASE DON'T! MY CMS SOFTWARE WON'T WORK WITH THE NEW OPERATING SYSTEM.

I'LL BE A TECHNOLOGY HAVE -NOT!

IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN THEY WEAR COSTUMES TO COMPLAIN OOGA

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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