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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th May 2010

Dilbert//7704, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 19th May 2010


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Official transcript

The Boss says, "We're in merger talks, but it's business as usual until it goes through."

Wally says, "I'm free! My efforts won't influence my rewards!"

The Boss says, "I said business as usual."

Wally says, "I was totally planning to do this today."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE'RE IN MERGER TALKS, BUT IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL UNTIL IT GOES THROUGH.

I'M FREE!

MY EFFORTS WON'T INFLUENCE MY REWARDS!

I SAID BUSINESS AS USUAL.

I WAS TOTALLY PLANNING TO DO THIS TODAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Free to Do This Today"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a group of businessmen, with one individual expressing his excitement about being free to do his work without the influence of rewards. The other men in the group seem uninterested in this statement, and one of them sarcastically replies, "I said business as usual. I was totally planning to do this today."

Key Points:

  • A businessman is excited about being free to do his work without the influence of rewards.
  • The other men in the group seem uninterested in this statement.
  • One of the men sarcastically replies, implying that he was not planning to do anything productive today.

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