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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th May 2010

Dilbert//7705, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 20th May 2010


Tags

computer problem human error stupid mock cabbage


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Was it human error?"

Dilbert says, "I doubt it"

Dilbert says, "No human would be that stupid. My best guess is that a cabbage got access to your computer."

The Boss says, "Cabbbages can't use computers."

Dilbert says, "Can they tell when they're being mocked?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WAS IT HUMAN ERROR?

DOUBT IT NO HUMAN WOULD BE THAT STUPID. MY BEST GUESS IS THAT A CABBAGE GOT ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER.

CABBAGES CANT USE COMPUTERS.

CAN THEY TELL WHEN THEYRE BEING MOCKED?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cabbage Computers"

Summary:

  • A man is unsure if humans are more error-prone than computers.
  • His coworker suggests that a cabbage got access to the computer.
  • The coworker is mocked for this idea, and the man doubts it.
  • The coworker is determined to prove the cabbage's involvement, despite being mocked.

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