Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th May 2010

Dilbert//7711, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 26th May 2010

Tags

control men plan exaggerate overwork overextend yell important panic coffee

Official transcript

Alice says, "I learned to control men by exaggerating the importance of my projects and overextending myself."

Alice says, "Our most important customer is coming and I won't be ready on time unless you fetch me some coffee!"

Alice says, "In phase two, I make you enjoy it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LEARNED TO CONTROL MEN BY EXAGGERA TING THE IMPORTANCE OF MY PROJECTS AND OVEREXTENDING MYSELF.

OUR MOST IMPORTANT CUSTOMER IS COMING AND I WON'T BE READY ON TIME UNLESS YOU FETCH ME SOME COFFEE!

IN PHASE TWO, I MAKE YOU ENJOY IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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