Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th May 2010

Dilbert//7710, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 25th May 2010

Tags

volunteer project not enough resources flunky scared sucky laugh smile puppet boy dance happy

Official transcript

Alice says, "Guess what, Ted? I volunteered to run a critical project while knowing I don't have enough resources."

Alice says, "When it becomes a crisis, I will delcare martial law and order you to become my flunky."

Alice says, "In your face, puppet boy!"

Ted says, "This day is turning out to be a little extra sucky."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GUESS WHAT, TED? I VOLUNTEERED TO RUN A CRITICAL PROJECT WHILE KNOWING I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH RESOURCES.

WHEN IT BECOMES A CRISIS, I WILL DECLARE MARTIAL LAW AND ORDER YOU TO BECOME MY FLUNKY.

IN YOUR FACE, PUPPET BOY!

THIS DAY IS TURNING OUT TO BE A LITTLE EXTRA SUCKY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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