Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th May 2010

Dilbert//7713, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 28th May 2010

Tags

tired exhausted research lie avoid work lab report meeting write down science business

Official transcript

Wally says, "I'm exhausted from all of the basic research I'm doing."

Wally says, "It's too bad that the value of my work won't be quantifiable for another ten years."

The Boss says, "I'd like to see your lab report."

Wally says, "So? the new rule is that we write down stuff?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M EXHAUSTED FROM ALL OF THE BASIC RESEARCH I'M DOING.

IT'S TOO BAD THAT THE VALUE OF MY WORK WON'T BE QUANTIFIABLE FOR ANOTHER TEN YEARS.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR LAB REPORT.

SO... THE NEW RULE IS THAT WE WRITE DOWN STUFF?

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