Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th May 2010

Dilbert//7714, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 29th May 2010

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basic research donuts stupid increase profits stern sit in chair first bite

Official transcript

Wally says, "I'm doing basic research to test my theory that donuts make other people stupid."

The Boss says, "I expect you to do basic research that will increase our profits this quarter."

Wally says, "Wow. It works on the first bite."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM DOING BASIC RESEARCH TO TEST MY THEORY THAT DONUTS MAKE OTHER PEOPLE STUPID.

I EXPECT YOU TO DO BASIC RESEARCH THAT WILL INCREASE OUR PROFITS THIS QUARTER WOW. IT WORKS ON THE FIRST BITE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Donuts and Profits"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee in a business setting. The employee is conducting research to test the theory that donuts make other people stupid, with the goal of increasing profits. The boss is skeptical but open to the idea, and the employee is enthusiastic about the potential results. The strip pokes fun at the idea of using unorthodox methods to achieve success in business.

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