Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd June 2010

Dilbert//7718, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 2nd June 2010

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Official transcript

Dilbert says, "This next slide shows all of the possible names for our product that are not already trademarked."

The Boss says, "Are there any that don't remind people of this general area of the human body?"

Dilbert says, "That narrows it down to the names of accused war criminals, and the funnier nicknames for partnerless loving."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS NEXT SLIDE SHOWS ALL OF THE POSSIBLE NAMES FOR OUR PRODUCT THAT ARE NOT ALREADY TRADEMARKED.

ARE THERE ANY THAT DON'T REMIND PEOPLE OF THIS GENERAL AREA OF THE HUMAN BODY?

THAT NARROWS IT DOWN TO THE NAMES OF ACCUSED WAR CRIMINALS, AND THE FUNNIER NICKNAMES FOR PARTNERLESS LOVING.

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