Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st June 2010

Dilbert//7717, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 1st June 2010

Tags

second date first date links studies debunk beliefs feng shui homeopathy walk outside cellphone stomp angry sabotage romance

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "After our first date, I pulled together some links to studies that debunk every belief you have."

Dilbert says, "I alphabetized them. For example, here's Feng Shui, then homeopathy, then horoscope."

Dilbert says, "That's okay. I always budget a little extra for second dates."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AFTER OUR FIRST DATE, I PULLED TOGETHER SOME LINKS TO STUDIES THAT DEBUNK EVERY BELIEF YOU HAVE.

I ALPHABETIZED THEM.

FOR EXAMPLE, HERE'S FENG SHUI, THEN HOMEOPATHY, THEN HOROSCOPE.

THAT'S OKAY. I ALWAYS BUDGET A LITTLE EXTRA FOR SECOND DATES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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