Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st June 2010

Dilbert//7717, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 1st June 2010

Tags

second date first date links studies debunk beliefs feng shui homeopathy walk outside cellphone stomp angry sabotage romance

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "After our first date, I pulled together some links to studies that debunk every belief you have."

Dilbert says, "I alphabetized them. For example, here's Feng Shui, then homeopathy, then horoscope."

Dilbert says, "That's okay. I always budget a little extra for second dates."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AFTER OUR FIRST DATE, I PULLED TOGETHER SOME LINKS TO STUDIES THAT DEBUNK EVERY BELIEF YOU HAVE.

I ALPHABETIZED THEM.

FOR EXAMPLE, HERE'S FENG SHUI, THEN HOMEOPATHY, THEN HOROSCOPE.

THAT'S OKAY. I ALWAYS BUDGET A LITTLE EXTRA FOR SECOND DATES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Feng Shui for Two"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert and his date, who shares his interest in feng shui. After their first date, they pull together some links to studies that debunk every belief they have. Dilbert alphabetizes them, including feng shui, homeopathy, and horoscope. He then plans a second date, intending to surprise his date by budgeting extra for it.

Key Points:

• Dilbert and his date share an interest in feng shui.
• They debunk their beliefs by researching studies that contradict them.
• Dilbert plans a second date, budgeting extra for it.
• The comic strip humorously pokes fun at the idea of debunking beliefs and the importance of budgeting for a second date.

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