Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th June 2010

Dilbert//7720, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 4th June 2010

Tags

school coach time management rudeness stand on stool angry yell swear type cell phone wag tail education technology

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Welcome to Dogbert's school of time management."

Dogbert says, "Today you will learn that rudeness and good time management are the same thing."

Man says, "Answer my #@*% question!"

Dogbert says, "Keep typing, Beverly! He doesn't exist."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SCHOOL OF TIME MANAGEMENT.

TODAY YOU WILL LEARN THAT RUDENESS AND GOOD TIME MANAGEMENT ARE THE SAME THING.

ANSWER MY #07%!

QUESTION!

KEEP TYPING, BEVERLY!

HE DOESN'T EXIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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