Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th June 2010
Dilbert//7720, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 4th June 2010
Tags
school coach time management rudeness stand on stool angry yell swear type cell phone wag tail education technology
Official transcript
Dogbert says, "Welcome to Dogbert's school of time management."
Dogbert says, "Today you will learn that rudeness and good time management are the same thing."
Man says, "Answer my #@*% question!"
Dogbert says, "Keep typing, Beverly! He doesn't exist."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SCHOOL OF TIME MANAGEMENT.
TODAY YOU WILL LEARN THAT RUDENESS AND GOOD TIME MANAGEMENT ARE THE SAME THING.
ANSWER MY #07%!
QUESTION!
KEEP TYPING, BEVERLY!
HE DOESN'T EXIST.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Time Management"
Summary:
This comic strip, originally published in 2010, features Dilbert, a white oval character, and his boss, Dogbert, a small dog. The scene takes place in Dogbert's School of Time Management.
- Scene: Dogbert stands on a stool, addressing a class of students, including Dilbert and a woman.
- Dogbert's Statement: Dogbert claims that rudeness and good time management are equivalent.
- Dilbert's Response: Dilbert questions this assertion, asking if Dogbert has ever existed.
- Dogbert's Reaction: Dogbert becomes upset, responding with a loud "ANSWER MY #%! QUESTION!"
- Woman's Intervention: A woman intervenes, typing on her phone and saying, "KEEP TYPING, BEVERLY. HE DOESN'T EXIST."
- Humor: The comic strip uses humor to highlight the absurdity of Dogbert's statement and the woman's nonchalant response.
Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea that rudeness and good time management are interchangeable, and the woman's lack of concern about Dogbert's existence adds to the comedic effect.
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